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The LoveCalculator
the machine that calculate attraction
Our engine is build to calculate attraction
between two persons.
We use software and complexe technology for the union of the
science and spirit.
The love calculator results are
sort of combination between nature and factory.
So love and attraction can
become a game for a short time.
The moon is the real love parameter, but understand the moon
is inside and outside your heart.
We ask the full moon every time we
can.
But if you know what you're looking for then the love
calculator will understand.
It is directly plugged into the earth roots.
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enter your information in the required fields to calculate
the love power
 Don't fear !
Left click the love calculator machine to start it
Will tell you more
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Lovecalculator is a simulator !
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Maybe you don't really care about it but:
In the year 1923 append a strange thing that as no link withe the
lovecalculator.
A little dwarf called Airuty was living a the top
of a yellow hill.
He was
just living as anybody could lived at this year.
But one day a strange
thing happen :
A big pink rabbit appeared a the center
of the field under his house.
Airuty tried to go near it but the rabbit jump back.
First he was frightened, and he waited
a long time around just didn't know what to do.
Suddenly the pink rabbit disapeared and at its place was a beautifull
flower.
NEW
NEW
Calculate the love power between two persons. This is the lovecalculator
work!
The love calculator is certify by the Company
of Hystoric Role In Social Trouble.
The love calculator is made of big metal piece so please use it withe
precaution.
Warning: Love calculator can explode if parameters are the REal Big LoVe parameters.
The love calculator (lovecalculator ina.) can be use with any human
but could give strange result with animals. Please don't try it.
But perhaps you think we cannot calculate love...(AND YOU'RE TRUE!!!!)
Le love calculateur à la french - Try the quiz love, play the game
Just a love meter but more than a love meter
This is the love machine, don't fear !
Do you match each other ? Here comes the love machine
Now this is a poem, 2 love poems
The love calculator version 3.21 certified lovecalcultor 2007 updated
2009
Special Information for SuMmer LoVe
The love calculator can't be used in the water : try at your own risk
The best weather for the Love Calculator is sunny
The love calculator direct into the mezcal
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Special Information for Winter LoVe
The love calculator can't be used in the snow : try at your own risk
The best weather for the Love Calculator is sunny
The love calculator is a machine, you are human, so for you there is no season !
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